"Lets Just Drive" (lets-just-drive)
10/13/2013 at 18:46 • Filed to: None
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"Lets Just Drive" (lets-just-drive)
10/13/2013 at 18:46 • Filed to: None | 6
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Hello Oppo. I'd like to take a moment to introduce you to my friend, J and his SS.
Say hello, guys!
J and his SS live in southern Ontario. They are inseparable friends. J is no queen, and neither is his SS and they're on the road together almost every day. You see, this is J's DD, his SS is but more than that - it is his toy, his friend and his weapon.
J met the SS off-the-lot-new and, while he's always been an enthusiast, their meeting sparked a whole new relationship with one another and with the hobby. Though J loved his SS from the moment they met, though it was love at first sight, they saw the greater potential in one another.
He, a single drive male and it, a dark blue muscle machine... made a promise to one another. Like a deal with a devil, or a pact with God, they agreed, "You do for me, and I'll do for you."
And do they did.
That SS? It got new shoes and J taught it how to use them. Tuned and trained, the SS learned to breathe cold air from a box and how to stalk low across the wild savannah. J didn't stop there. He couldn't. He wouldn't. And so their love affair went on.
J is a good friend. When I bought the Mustang, he bought me the first mod that went on as a gift and a present. Which is why I kept their secret, my friend and his SS, hiding the dark shame of their love from the world. You see, though absolutely perfect in almost every way, that SS came with an autotragedy of it's own and it was autotragic.
Friends will be friends, and guys will be guys. It hardly matters how beautiful she looks, if she has a penis we're gonna bust balls (slippery pun!) and bust balls we did when we found out that our best friend was dating a Tranny.
Post-op, however, our ball busting quickly stopped when we realized how fast the car now got up, ran and stopped. We still know the truth and we don't really care because he can spin that back end til it's bare!
Some men take their mistresses on vacation, on late night excursions, and buy them gold and jewels. My friend J, he didn't play that way though he'd gladly take take the SS away. For a day or a week, to the track and then back, the SS blew him like a pro, with a knack. And he'd reward that car for each trip with new exhaust and bits.
And us, his friends? We're like, "Holy fucking shit!"
(If anyone is interested, I'll follow up with a semi-interview with J later, and let you all in on what's been done with the car, maybe a few lap videos and goodies. Hope you enjoyed my off-topic gushing, and I'm sorry if the rhyming became a bit touching.)
Burrito de EJ25
> Lets Just Drive
10/13/2013 at 18:56 |
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This was a great read.
I do, however, have one criticism. The term "tranny" is viewed by many as a slur used to dehumanize transgendered folks. I don't think you were trying to be malicious, but it's something to consider in the future.
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Lets Just Drive
> Burrito de EJ25
10/13/2013 at 18:59 |
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Noted.
No offense intended, as you observed I was not trying to be malicious. However, a person can be malicious without malicious intent and I thus apologize.
If anyone else expresses concern, I will rework it. I thought it humorous, but would never seek to discriminate against any person or group based on their identity.
m3bassman
> Lets Just Drive
10/13/2013 at 23:19 |
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Don't apologize. I blew a tranny in my old Dodge. You only live once, why not?
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Lets Just Drive
> m3bassman
10/13/2013 at 23:29 |
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Get an avatar, then I'll take you seriously Moobs.
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m3bassman
> Lets Just Drive
10/14/2013 at 14:47 |
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I have a pixalated face, screw off.